A classical portrait of a crowned figure gazes upward against a deep black background, rendered in the style of Old Master painting with soft, naturalistic skin tones and golden light catching her tiara. A large bubble of bright pink gum inflates from her mouth, creating an irreverent pop art collision between Renaissance dignity and contemporary humor. Crafted from eco-friendly bamboo with a glossy printed surface and made to order, hand wash only. A coffee table platter, entryway catchall, or breakfast-in-bed carrier that carries an independent artist's work, not a store-shelf print.